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A heckling scout, an ice cream sandwich and a player taking a bat into the stands

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated August 29th at 11:45am 273198001

As near as we can tell from a report:

*Jesus Montero is on a rehab assignment with the Mariners’ AA affiliate.

*A scout employed by the Mariners was heckling him during a game.

*Montero went after him with a bat.

That’s just the summary. Here are a few grafs from MILB.com:

Seattle’s Jesus Montero was involved in an altercation during short-season Everett’s game at Boise on Thursday. The first baseman exchanged words with a Mariners crosschecker and reportedly had to be physically restrained while attempting to enter the stands with a bat during the argument.

Montero was coaching first base, and at the end of an inning, the unidentified crosschecker yelled at him to hustle off the field, according to Boise official scorer Liza Safford. Montero then headed to the AquaSox dugout on the third-base side.

According to a game offical, the crosschecker then ordered an ice cream sandwich and had it sent to Montero in the dugout, escalating the confrontation further. The official said Montero — who arrived at Mariners Spring Training 40 pounds overweight this season — approached the stands with a bat while screaming profanities and threw the sandwich at the crosschecker. Montero had to be pulled back from the stands by Everett pitching coach Nasusel Cabrera, Safford said.

Crosscheckers are intermediate-level scouts who verify the reports of regional scouts and pass on recommendations to their teams’ scouting directors.

This proves a point hammered home in The Big Lebowski: You don’t [redacted] with The Jesus.

Hopefully there is video of this somewhere, somehow. Please.

Friday (Did Jerry Jones tamper with Adrian Peterson?) edition: Wha' Happened?

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated August 29th at 9:27am 273179431

jerryjonesOne interesting side note from the Jerry Jones/Adrian Peterson story that emerged Thursday is the notion of tampering — which the NFL has taken seriously to varying degrees in the past.

Jones, who fielded a phone call from Peterson that was reported on in an ESPN story, says he thinks he’s in the clear, per the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram:

I understand the tampering thing, and you have to be an initiator,” Jones said. “It was good talking to [Peterson]. I’m a big admirer of him. We were talking about Texas. I really love his story, especially as to how it relates to his father. That’s mostly what we talked about. Certainly, that was about it.”

But does he really understand it? Pro Football Talk digs out the tampering language, and it sure sounds like even if Peterson called Jones, there could be trouble. Here is the rule, per PFT:

If a club is contacted by a player (or his representative) who is under contract to or whose negotiating rights are held by another club, and such player had not been given permission to deal with other clubs, or such player is not in a permissible negotiating period under the terms of an operative collective bargaining agreement, then the contacted club is prohibited from talking or otherwise dealing with the player or his representative, and the contacted club must immediately report such contact to the owner or operating head of the club which holds the player’s rights.”

Again, we’ll see if this goes anywhere or just dies in a day or two.

TFD: Here's footage of Andrew Wiggins playing in Minnesota in 8th grade

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated August 29th at 9:02am 273104541

This was tweeted out by @alex_cono and passed along to us by Don Stoner over at Augsburg. It’s proof, not that you needed it, that Andrew Wiggins could ball as an 8th-grader. Here he is against Hopkins and Henry Sibley during a holiday tournament at Augsburg:

Vikings RB Adrian Peterson reportedly wants to play for the Cowboys someday

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated August 29th at 9:02am 273058651

petersonPer ESPN.com:

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson told Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in a June telephone call he would like to play for the Cowboys at the end of his tenure with the Vikings, according to an “Outside the Lines” report.

“Well, I understand, Adrian,” Jones told Peterson during the call. “I’d like that, too … Well, I love your story. I love your daddy’s story. I’ve always respected what you’ve been about. I’ve always been a fan of yours.”

The telephone call is recounted as part of an expansive “Outside the Lines”/ESPN the Magazine profile of Jones by ESPN senior writer Don Van Natta Jr. that was published Thursday.

What’s interesting, of course, is that in the actual longer profile the version is a little different. Peterson never explicitly says he wants to play for the Cowboys — or at least we don’t get to hear that part of the conversation.

Then a man taps Jones on the shoulder, says Adrian Peterson wants to say hello and hands over an iPhone. Jones says hi to the Minnesota Vikings’ star running back and listens, nodding but not smiling. “Well, I understand, Adrian,” he says into the phone. The slanted smile returns. “I’d like that, too. … Well, I love your story. I love your daddy’s story. I’ve always respected what you’ve been about. I’ve always been a fan of yours.”

Listening to half the conversation, it is obvious Peterson is telling Jones he wants to play for the Cowboys. Peterson, 29, is in the fourth year of a seven-year, $100 million contract that will pay him $11.75 million this autumn to play for the Vikings.

“Well, we’ll see what we can do, if we can make that happen,” Jones is now saying. “Hmm-hmm. … I’d like that, too.”

In a statement released by the Vikings a few minutes after the ESPN report was posted, Peterson is quoted as saying: “This was a casual conversation between NFL colleagues in which I never indicated I wanted to leave the Vikings. I have always said I understand the NFL is a business but that I would love to retire as a Viking.”

The Vikings added: “We are focused on the 2014 season, and as we have consistently communicated, Adrian is an integral part of the Vikings organization.”

We look forward to seeing how the Vikings try to handle this, but we do not look forward to the endless hand-wringing of Vikings fans. Then again, Peterson is 29 years old, and some have suggested this could be his final year in Minnesota because of the way his contract is structured.  Peterson, of course, is a Texas native and has said in previous interviews he was a big Cowboys fan growing up.

Thursday (A defining season of Gophers football) edition: Wha' Happened?

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated August 28th at 9:05am 273024091

killThe Gophers football team won eight games last season, including four consecutive Big Ten contests for the first time in 40 years. The offense was ragged at times, but the defense made huge strides. In the hard to quantify “eye test,” the Gophers looked the part of a Big Ten team for the first time in a while. They were fundamentally sound and rarely made those crushing mistakes that cause fans (and coaches) to rant and rave. It made them enticing to watch, if not always exciting to watch.

As such, Minnesota enters a season with honest momentum for the first time in many years. A lot of established players are back — most notably in the secondary and on the offensive line, two positions that have become even more critical on a football field in recent years — and there are legitimate reasons to think that the team can take another step beyond last year’s progress.

Then again, there are legitimate reasons to think this season could take, at least in terms of achievement, a step back. The schedule is brutal. The passing game is still unproven. And even though the team’s depth looks to be improved, it’s hard to know for sure until the games begin.

As such, this season — which begins tonight with a home game against Eastern Illinois — could become a “defining” season in the tenure of Jerry Kill. If last year was the one that brought the program back to respectability, this one has the chance to either sustain, stifle or perhaps even exceed that.

Ultimately, even with a tough schedule, the year will be defined in a lot of ways by wins and losses. Anything less than seven wins is a step back. Seven or eight wins is a solid holding pattern against this slate. Anything better than that means we can start really getting excited about this program in 2014 and beyond.

Our money is on the solid holding pattern. But decades of Gophers history have told us to expect worse … while a few years of Kill have made us think we could expect even better.

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