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Bill Barnwell has an excellent piece at Grantland.com about what professional football might look like in the future without the NFL.
Before you think the NFL is too big to fail, consider that it could also tumble like a house of cards for reasons Barnwell outlines. A brief portion of what he wrote:
Suppose for a moment the NFL collapsed as part of a lockout when the vast majority of its players agreed to go play in a newly formed league with new franchises,3 all of which are suspiciously similar to NFL franchises that would then be left without players. NFL fans have failed to support secondary leagues like the XFL and UFL in the past 15 years because the quality of play was inferior and the leagues lacked star-caliber talent, but what if that weren’t the case? To use modern-day players as an example, would fans in Wisconsin support the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field, or would they root for Aaron Rodgers, Jordy Nelson, and Clay Matthews suiting up in green-and-yellow jerseys for the Green Bay Football Club at Camp Randall Stadium on Sundays?4Perhaps more important, which team would they want to watch in the comfort of their homes? My suspicion is that the stars would win out over the laundry in most cases.
It’s also worth noting that Barnwell scoffs at the notion of getting upset at the NFL’s non-profit status, saying it barely does the league any good. Read the whole piece. It’s worth your time, and you’ll learn things.
— Grumpus (@Schmalejandro) September 18, 2014
Sigh. That was sent to us today by @Schmalejandro on Twitter.
It’s a set of nesting dolls from the 2009 Vikings.
There’s Brett Favre, who couldn’t duplicate his 2009 magic in 2010, ending his career on a hard hit on the frozen TCF turf.
There’s Adrian Peterson, enough said with the recent news.
There’s Chester Taylor, who found no real trouble upon leaving here after 2009, but whose career sputtered while the Vikings never really replaced what he offered as a third down back/receiver.
There’s Percy Harvin, who forced his way out of Minnesota.
And there’s Sidney Rice, a 2009 Pro Bowler who caught exactly 114 passes after that season between the Vikings and Seattle before retiring this past summer.
Derek Jeter will be a first ballot Hall of Famer five years after his retirement at the end of this season. He’s a beloved teammate, an accomplished postseason player and has generally avoided scandals save for incidents like this, which seems almost quaint in comparison to today’s sporting world.
His retirement tour has been well-earned. But it has also underscored the fact that Jeter overstayed his welcome in baseball, on the field, even if he didn’t want to end on the sour injury-plagued note of a season ago.
At the plate, Jeter just snapped an 0-for-28 skid last night. Even before that, it’s been a disastrous season for the Captain. Neither his on-base percentage (.298) nor his slugging percentage (.297) even top .300, giving him a dismal .595 OPS (more than 100 points below any other Jeter season and more than 200 points below his career average).
He has just 19 extra-base hits in nearly 600 plate appearances, which we would say is positively Punto-esque if that wasn’t an insult to Nick Punto (.646 career OPS). That slugging percentage of .297 ranks dead last among 150 qualified hitters in MLB this season, as Jon Heyman notes in a piece criticizing Yankees manager Joe Girardi for continuing to play Jeter and bat him second in the order despite his clearly diminishing skills.
In the field, he’s only made 10 errors … but that’s because he gets to fewer balls than any other shortstop in MLB. Of 22 qualified shortstops, Jeter’s range factor per nine innings, which measures the total number of putouts and assists a player records, is dead last.
The ultimate irony is that a player who helped the Yankees excel in the postseason in so many seasons hindered their chances in his final one. Sentiment got in the way of sense and led to a sad final season in a great career.
Here’s the Twins lineup tonight against Detroit, which once again has possible shortstop of the future Danny Santana playing center field.
With Eduardo Escobar ailing, many assumed it meant Santana — who probably should be getting a lot of looks at shortstop regardless — would be in that spot pretty much regularly for the rest of the year.
Instead, Eduardo Nunez is playing shortstop. Our guy La Velle E. Neal III tweeted that Twins manager Ron Gardenhire addressed this pregame, saying Santana will get time at shortstop but he wanted to get Nunez at bats against David Price, against whom he has a good history (.805 OPS in 34 ABs, which qualifies as a good history vs. Price).
The only flaw in the logic, as Aaron Gleeman points out, is that Nunez has also played outfield for the shorthanded Twins this season. It would have been a pretty seamless move to have Nunez play left, Jordan Schafer (who is in left) play center and Santana play short.
Maybe it’s much ado about nothing and Santana will get a lot of time at shortstop down the stretch. Perhaps Gardenhire thinks this is the best possible lineup — offensively and defensively — against Detroit, and he’s respecting the fact that the Tigers are in contention.
Or maybe there’s something weird going on with Santana at short and the lineup in general.
This hardly qualifies as anything close to the most interesting Vikings news of late, but ESPN announced the fall lineup for its acclaimed “30 for 30″ documentary series, and former Vikings receiver Randy Moss is slated to be a subject.
“Rand University” will explore the enigma that is former NFL star Randy Moss by going back to where he came from — Rand, West Virginia.
We wholeheartedly look forward to viewing it when it debuts Nov. 11 and support the name of the documentary 100 percent.
In addition, however, there is a documentary we don’t really care to see. It’s not a full “30 for 30,” but …
The “Playing for the Mob” debut on October 7 will be immediately followed by a special premiere of a new 30 for 30 Short titled “The Great Trade Robbery,” directed by Stu Zicherman. Launching on Grantland the next day, this short film is a first-person account by Jimmy Johnson of arguably the most significant trade in NFL history—when the Dallas Cowboys built their Super Bowl dynasty 25 years ago by sending star running back Herschel Walker to the Minnesota Vikings.
Set your DVRs and adjust your rage accordingly.
|Toronto - LP: D. Hutchison||2||FINAL|
|NY Yankees - WP: M. Tanaka||5|
|Washington - WP: S. Strasburg||2||FINAL|
|Miami - LP: N. Eovaldi||1|
|NY Mets - WP: J. deGrom||10||FINAL|
|Atlanta - LP: E. Santana||2|
|Boston - WP: J. Kelly||3||FINAL|
|Baltimore - LP: M. Gonzalez||2|
|Milwaukee - LP: W. Peralta||0||FINAL|
|Pittsburgh - WP: V. Worley||1|
|Chicago WSox - WP: J. Danks||10||FINAL|
|Tampa Bay - LP: N. Karns||5|
|Cleveland - WP: C. Kluber||7||FINAL|
|Minnesota - LP: A. Swarzak||2|
|Detroit - LP: R. Porcello||2||FINAL|
|Kansas City - WP: J. Guthrie||5|
|Seattle - LP: H. Iwakuma||3||FINAL|
|Houston - WP: C. McHugh||8|
|Los Angeles - WP: C. Perez||8||FINAL|
|Chicago Cubs - LP: J. Turner||5|
|Texas - WP: S. Tolleson||2||FINAL|
|LA Angels - LP: H. Street||1|
|Philadelphia - LP: M. Gonzalez||6||FINAL|
|Oakland - WP: S. Doolittle||8|
|San Francisco - LP: R. Vogelsong||2||FINAL|
|San Diego - WP: I. Kennedy||8|
|Arizona - LP: W. Miley||3||FINAL|
|Colorado - WP: C. Bergman||8|
|Cincinnati||3||Top 8th Inning|
|Pittsburgh||16||3rd Qtr 11:02|
|Chicago||9/22/14 7:30 PM|
|NY Giants||9/25/14 7:25 PM|
|Edmonton||0||3rd Prd :08|
|(9) Michigan State||73|
|(23) East Carolina||70|
|(6) Texas A&M||58||FINAL|
|San Jose St||7||FINAL|
|(14) Miss State||34||FINAL|
|(13) So Carolina||48||FINAL|
|New Mexico St||35|
|(1) Florida State||23|
|San Diego St||7||FINAL|
|Texas Tech||9/25/14 6:30 PM|
|(24) Oklahoma State|
|Appalachian St||9/25/14 6:30 PM|
|(11) UCLA||9/25/14 9:00 PM|
|(15) Arizona State|
|Middle Tennessee||9/26/14 7:00 PM|
|Fresno State||9/26/14 7:00 PM|
|Texas-El Paso||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|(25) Kansas State|
|Tennessee||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|Vanderbilt||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|Wyoming||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|(9) Michigan State|
|Northwestern||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|TCU||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|Iowa||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|Tulane||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|So Florida||9/27/14 11:00 AM|
|Colorado State||9/27/14 11:30 AM|
|Western Mich||9/27/14 11:30 AM|
|Maryland||9/27/14 12:30 PM|
|Akron||9/27/14 12:30 PM|
|Bowling Green||9/27/14 2:00 PM|
|Arkansas||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|(6) Texas A&M|
|Kent State||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|Western Ky||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|Minnesota||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|Wake Forest||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|FIU||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|(1) Florida State||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|Miami-Ohio||9/27/14 2:30 PM|
|Colorado||9/27/14 3:00 PM|
|Louisiana Tech||9/27/14 3:00 PM|
|Texas||9/27/14 3:00 PM|
|Temple||9/27/14 3:00 PM|
|(16) Stanford||9/27/14 3:15 PM|
|TX-San Antonio||9/27/14 4:00 PM|
|South Alabama||9/27/14 4:00 PM|
|Cincinnati||9/27/14 5:00 PM|
|(22) Ohio State|
|Rice||9/27/14 6:00 PM|
|Missouri||9/27/14 6:00 PM|
|(13) So Carolina|
|Boise State||9/27/14 6:00 PM|
|North Carolina||9/27/14 6:00 PM|
|Central Mich||9/27/14 6:00 PM|
|Troy||9/27/14 6:00 PM|
|New Mexico St||9/27/14 6:30 PM|
|Memphis||9/27/14 6:30 PM|
|(10) Ole Miss|
|Duke||9/27/14 6:30 PM|
|Texas State||9/27/14 7:00 PM|
|Washington St||9/27/14 7:00 PM|
|(8) Notre Dame||9/27/14 7:00 PM|
|(7) Baylor||9/27/14 7:00 PM|
|UNLV||9/27/14 7:00 PM|
|San Diego St|
|Illinois||9/27/14 8:00 PM|
|Oregon State||9/27/14 9:30 PM|
|Nevada||9/27/14 9:30 PM|
|San Jose St|