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Hot Take Roundup: "John" Manziel and public subsidies for stadiums in Minneapolis

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated December 18th at 4:09pm 286279051

hottakesWe’ve been toying with the idea of starting a daily post on the hottest take (or takes) in sports that we see, but we were lacking the true inspiration we needed.

Until today.

In just one day, we came across two of the piping hottest takes one will ever see. Mere oven mitts would not be enough to handle these takes. A full body hazard suit with a melting point of 1,000 degrees would be a better start.

And so we give you:

1) The winner and probably champion for a while comes via a Tweet from Sean Kane of Comcast SportsNet Philadelphia. 

HOT! It’s tough to cram so much heat in 140 characters or less, but Sean really did it there. He spent the day getting crushed on Twitter. At one point he tried to say he was joking,  but some of his other @replies and double-down tweets suggest otherwise. Regardless of the intent, the take was so, so hot.

2) There were more than 450 comments on today’s Star Tribune story about Minnesota United and its push for a Major League Soccer franchise, and the vast majority of them were about the notion of helping pay for another stadium. That kind of talk is going to bring out a lot of hot takes from the reading masses, but we think this one from gailyc really brings the heat:

No way, pal. I will personally refuse to pony up one more penny to subsidize a major team sports arena in this city.  These guys want to bring in a pro soccer team?  Bring in all of the money then.  The palaces that have been/are being built for teams with cheapskate owners who won’t put $$$ on a payroll to be high class talent have seen attendance dwindling for years.  It will be yet another half empty facility.  I guess I’ll have to move out of this state.

If you see a hot sports take and want us to know about it, our Twitter and e-mail links are at the top of this page. Please don’t hesitate to use them, but always wear gloves.

Report: Wolves actively looking to trade Corey Brewer

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated December 18th at 4:27pm 286249991

brewerrandInjuries to Ricky Rubio, Kevin Martin and Nikola Pekovic might have pushed the Wolves into a full-scale rebuild more quickly than Flip Saunders might have liked, but now that they are there it appears Saunders is fully committed. Not only have the youngsters been logging heavy minutes lately, but also now we have an ESPN report that says Corey Brewer is once again being dangled in trade talks.

Per the report:

Sources told ESPN.com that the Timberwolves, beset with injuries and mired at the foot of the Western Conference with a record of 5-19, are again engaging contending teams in trade discussions for Brewer after making him available in mid-November and then abruptly pulling him off the market. The Houston Rockets and Cleveland Cavaliers, sources said, remain the most interested suitors for Brewer, but have also been joined by the Los Angeles Clippers.

Houston and Cleveland remain the best positioned to make a deal because both teams possess an active trade exception large enough to absorb Brewer’s $4.7 million salary. But sources say that the Wolves are seeking a future first-round pick in exchange for Brewer, something the Cavaliers are reluctant to surrender. The Rockets, sources say, hope to sell Minnesota on going through with the swap in exchange for a 2015 second-rounder via New York that the Rockets possess. It’s a pick with the potential to be attractive come June given the Knicks’ ongoing struggles.

Can’t say we blame the Wolves since they came into the season with plenty of depth at shooting guard/small forward. If they can gain an asset while letting Brewer play for a contender, it’s win-win.

The only downside is that we haven’t yet had a chance to golf with Brewer in his second go-round with the Wolves.

Thursday (Minnesota football stability in comparison to rivals) edition: Wha' Happened?

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated December 18th at 10:32am 286233321

jerrykillStability hasn’t exactly been a word associated with Minnesota sports leadership in recent years when you consider Jerry Kill, who was hired late in 2010, is the longest-tenured current head coach among these six major teams: Gophers football, Gophers men’s basketball, Wild, Timberwolves, Twins and Vikings. The Wolves, Twins and Vikings, of course, all hired new leaders in 2014.

The same could be said in terms of stability and the Vikings QB position. Since Brett Favre’s run ended late in the 2010 season, seven different quarterbacks have started at least one game for the Vikings — and in 2013 and 2014, three different quarterbacks have started games for Minnesota.

That said, that lack of stability is starting to change — particularly with respect to specific football rivals, both college and pro.

If the Gophers are going to become consistent contenders in the Big Ten’s West Division — something that is hardly a given, but is at least a possibility — they will need to consistently compete against and sometimes defeat Nebraska and Wisconsin.

Nebraska’s coaching situation could not be uglier or more volatile than it is right now, with Bo Pelini lighting a match in the corn field and watching it all burn on his way out. Wisconsin’s situation is different, with two coaches bolting for other teams since 2012, leaving the Badgers to introduce yet another head coach, Paul Chryst, on Wednesday. Chryst could very well keep the Badgers’ train moving right along. But it’s impossible to say that situation is stable right now.

The Gophers? A year ago, there were all sorts of questions about Kill and his health. He has answered those brilliantly and along with a devoted staff has kept Minnesota moving on an upward trajectory. Among the Gophers, Badgers and Huskers, Minnesota — by a long shot — has the most stable coaching situation right now.

On the pro side, the Vikings entered the season with — again, by a long shot — the least stable QB situation of any team in their division. Aaron Rodgers entered as the league’s best quarterback and still in his prime with the Packers. Matthew Stafford is an above-average starter still growing with the Lions. And the Bears had just handed Jay Cutler a massive contract. The Vikings had just drafted a QB in the first round for the second time in four years, admitting they were starting over again.

Rodgers and Stafford have done nothing to change their standing … but when it comes to QB stability in the division, the Vikings no longer bring up the rear. Part of that is because Teddy Bridgewater has shown enough in his rookie season to convince us that while his ceiling isn’t someone of Rodgers’ caliber, his floor is as an adequate starter in the NFL for years to come. The Bears, meanwhile, just benched Cutler and will start Jimmy Clausen at QB this week.

Long-term, Cutler might still turn it around in Chicago. But his tenure there — already rocky at times — has turned completely volatile. We’d take the Vikings’ situation 10 times out of 10 over Chicago’s right now, and that’s not something we would have said three months ago.

TFD: Michigan reportedly offering 6-year, $48 million deal to Jim Harbaugh

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated December 18th at 7:33am 286154151

Nebraska wouldn’t take [redacted] for an answer. And it appears that Michigan won’t take no for an answer.

According to Ian Rapoport of NFL.com, Michigan is making another run at Jim Harbaugh to be its football coach, and this time they reached onto the highest branches of their money tree to put together a 6-year, $48 million offer.

That would make Harbaugh the highest-paid coach in college football, eclipsing the $7.16 million Alabama’s Nick Saban makes. Saban is the only current college football coach making even $6 million a year.

Heck, there’s only one NFL coach who makes $8 million: Sean Payton. And there’s only one coach who makes more in any U.S. pro or major college sport: Coach K at Duke, who pulls in close to $9.7 million a year.

Flipping expensive established MLB players for young talent works ... until it doesn't

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated December 17th at 2:54pm 286135291

wilmyersSmall payroll teams like the A’s and Rays have had loads of MLB success over the past several years, often doing so by staying one step ahead of the financial game.

Out of necessity, those teams have traded away established players nearing big paydays for younger, cheap talent years away from cashing in. Then when some of those young players approach their paydays, they start the process all over again. Along they way, they try to identify surpluses and players they really want to build around.

Again, this has worked very well for both organizations. Tampa has made the postseason four of the past seven years; The A’s have gone each of the past three years and had a similar run in the early 2000s.

But there are some subtle reminders of just how thin the margin is for both teams, and one of them came to light today with news that the Rays are close to trading outfielder Wil Myers to the Padres. Myers isn’t close to cashing in, and the Rays will reportedly get several players in return, so it’s not like this is a total loss for Tampa.

That said, Myers was the unquestioned prize for the Rays in a trade after the 2012 season that sent, among others, pitchers James Shields and Wade Davis to the Royals. In 2013, it looked like a great move for both teams. Shields was great in his first year with Kansas City, and Myers was the AL Rookie of the Year with 53 RBI and an .831 OPS in just 335 at bats.

The Rays still had plenty of pitching without Shields, and Myers’ offense helped them get to the postseason. Everything was going great …

Until 2014. Myers hit a major second-year slump, batting just .222 with a .614 OPS. The Rays as a team finished last in the AL in runs scored, and despite a pitching staff that was still above-average, they plummeted to a 77-85 record. The Royals, of course, got another great year from Shields while Davis emerged as one of the best relievers in baseball as Kansas City went all the way to the World Series.

Long story short: the Rays gambled on staying ahead of the game, hoping that Myers would be a superstar making a pittance for years. He faltered, and now they’re flipping him for more prospects. If those players don’t pan out, they will have very little to show for the type of initial trade (Shields/Davis) that A) a larger-market team like the Yankees never has to make and B) a lower-revenue team like the Rays or A’s absolutely has to make and can’t afford to mess up.

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