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The St. Louis Rams had a middle of the pack defense last season with a pretty decent pass rush. As such, the Rams probably weren’t the best team for Michael Sam to try to make as a rookie.
Want a good team? How about Dallas.
The Cowboys were the only team worse than the Vikings on defense in 2013, allowing a whopping 6,645 yards — dead last in the NFL.
As such, news that Sam is set to sign with the Cowboys’ practice squad should be good news for the former college standout. That will be a real test of where he stands in the NFL. If he can make it anywhere, it’s Dallas.
Since then, the Twins have tried to dig themselves out of that hole, with results that, at their kindest, haven’t been seen yet in terms of results. The Twins followed 99 losses in 2011 with 96 losses in both 2012 and 2013, and they could very well lose 90 again this year.
The basic blueprint in recent seasons has been as such: try to figure out which young players can make an impact, bolster the minor league pipeline and try to supplement with free agent talent in the mean time. We’re here to rate that last part: how have the Twins done in free agency for the past three years. We’ll give each player/acquisition a grade and then grade free agency overall:
Josh Willingham: Had a career year in 2012 (35 HRs, .890 OPS) before injuries and regression caught up with him in 2013 and 2014. Even in those last two seasons, before being traded to the Royals, Willingham got on base and had power streaks. If a marginal “win” in baseball costs about $5 million according to many in the sabermetrics game, and Willingham posted a WAR of nearly 5 in his time here, the Twins got decent value for his relatively modest 3-year, $21 million deal. Grade: C+
Ryan Doumit: The Twins ended up paying Doumit $6.5 million over two seasons before dumping another year at $3.5 million on Atlanta. He was below average as a catcher and outfielder, but his offensive production (averages: 16 HRs and 65 RBI in two seasons) was certainly decent. He’s been bad for the Braves, meaning the Twins probably got rid of him at the right time. Grade: B-minus
Jamey Carroll: He was worth $8.8 million to the Twins in 2012, FanGraphs says, and he was only paid $2.75 million. He was less successful in 2013, when his salary was $3.75 million (the Twins traded him to the Royals), but overall he was as advertised. Grade: B.
Kevin Correia: He signed for 2 years, $10 million. FanGraphs says he was worth about $10 million to the Twins in that time. So the value wasn’t bad. That said, it certainly can be argued the Twins could have achieved similar results with a younger pitcher. Grade: C.
Mike Pelfrey: The Twins took a one-year flier on Pelfrey for $4 million. He had a 5.19 ERA in 29 starts, but his FIP was 3.99 per Baseball Reference and somehow FanGraphs thinks he was worth $10.9 million last season (is this thing broken?) The Twins rewarded him with a new two-year deal worth $11 million, and it’s been nothing short of disaster so far. Grade: D-plus.
Ricky Nolasco: The big-money pitcher has been bad when he wasn’t been hurt, and hurt when he wasn’t bad. For $49 million over four years, he has a lot of catching up to do. History suggests he’ll be better in future years. For now, though, this has been a bust. Grade: D.
Phil Hughes: The opposite of Nolasco, Hughes has been the brightest spot in the Twins rotation in years. He’s had top-of-the-rotation stuff, and it’s been paired with top-of-the-rotation production at a relative bargain (3 years, $24 million). Grade: A.
Kurt Suzuki: He was an All-Star and has brought stability to the catching position post-Mauer along with a reliably professional at bat. The Twins extended him for two years at $6 million each season, and even if he regresses some from this season they should wind up getting decent value over the long haul. Grade: B-plus.
Kendrys Morales: Remember when the Twins had a quaint notion of contending this year? That’s why they signed Morales, who was a flop before they flipped him to the Mariners. Not a bad gamble and they got a decent prospect. It just didn’t really work. Grade: C.
Jason Kubel/Bartlett: Did not work. Grade: F.
Overall, 2012-14: The Twins have done decently in free agency with position players (except for the low-cost failures of the Jasons this year), while the pitchers have been spottier. Nolasco and Pelfrey are major black marks right now, and only Hughes’ brilliance is saving the Twins’ foray into the pitching market from being an outright disaster. Ryan and co. have done a fairly good job not locking position players into too long of terms, with the idea that there are minor league players waiting in the wings to take jobs at low costs. One could argue the Twins haven’t done enough in free agency to be competitive these past three years, but one could also argue that a few more wins these last few years wouldn’t have made a difference anyway and that saving their money until the team is (hopefully) more competitive in the future is a fine strategy. The real proof will be in what happens if/when the time comes that the Twins look like contenders again. Will they re-open the wallet?
But that’s a question for another time. The final grade for the Twins in free agency from 2012-14 is a C-plus. There have been failings in the organization, to be sure, but free agency hasn’t doomed them. They just haven’t had enough of the good pieces to build around.
The best fake sports debates are the ones in which both sides have logical points to be made. And when we say “fake,” we don’t mean bogus. Rather, we mean manufactured — a talking point that need not be raised, but is fun to bring up nonetheless.
As such, we bring to you a fake sports debate this morning: which football team will win more games this season — the Gophers or the Vikings.
On the surface, the Vikings should always have the edge since they play four more regular-season games than the Gophers. Then again, the U gets a chance for a pretty good head start every season with the squishy soft non-conference schedule favored by many BCS schools. A decent year in college football, really, is 7 or 8 wins. Same goes for the NFL.
This year, if you really had to guess, you would say the Vikings are in line to win 6 or 7 games, maybe 8 if they overachieve a little, maybe 9 or possibly 10 with some breaks. You could say the same exact thing about the Gophers.
So who is going to win more games?
Here’s how we’d frame it: The Vikings have more upside since they have more games, and the NFL generally produces surprise teams every season. Minnesota had a comedy of QB errors last season and lost many games by narrow margins thanks to poor QB play and a bad defense. If those problems are even somewhat solved by a few new players and a new regime, this team could be intriguing.
The Gophers are more of the known commodity because they have one unit — defense, yes we know that’s shocking to say — that should keep the team in virtually every game. We still fear that the passing game will come up short against the best teams, but this team won 8 games last year and even against a tougher schedule this season shouldn’t do any worse than 6-6 (and very well should do better than that).
Gut instinct: Gophers win 7, Vikings win 6. But two years from now — when the Vikings theoretically should be better and the Gophers could be ready to contend in the Big Ten — this should be a race to 10 wins instead.
Timberwolves forward Robbie Hummel, who along with former Wolves forward Brian Cardinal accounts for half of all games ever played at Purdue, announced via Instagram a couple of days ago that he had finished work on a hip-hop album.
Did we want to believe it? Yes.
He even added some fake lyrics to a fake song along the way via Twitter.
Sadly, though, the dream is dead. Hummel is not, in fact, a rap star. It’s just another sports hoax. Probably the biggest one this week.
He’s just a basketball player with a wet jump shot and a good sense of humor. After announcing his “retirement” from rapping, he tweeted this on Thursday:
Haha ok since people still think I’m making a rap album…it was all a joke..I was in a studio recording a voiceover for a commercial.
If you ever get serious, Robbie, give us a call. We can find an old Casio and a surprising number of phrases that sort of rhyme with anterior cruciate ligament.
Maybe we shouldn’t be offended by this because we’re not the target market.
Or maybe — wait, probably … check that, definitely — it’s just simply offensive that in the year 2014, there is a fantasy football rating system, separated out for women, created by three sisters, sanctioned and promoted by ESPN on its “W” brand, that brags about the following:
You can find all sorts of incredible analysis and debate about whether Peyton Manning is a better pick than Aaron Rodgers, and we read all of it. But sometimes it feels like fantasy analysts end up competing over who can apply the most obscure stat to each player’s projections. Seriously, no one cares if a quarterback has the fifth-best completion percentage on balls thrown 38 or more yards down the field. Especially since he probably only does it once a game.
So we have tried to simplify things, and that’s why we have a simple relationship-based rating system that cuts through all of the clutter. LeSean McCoy and Calvin Johnson are two of the very best players in the game, so we consider them “Marriage Material” (elite players). Arian Foster and Andre Johnson? “Boyfriend Potential” (terrific catches). Wes Welker and Vernon Davis — “It’s Complicated” (pretty good placeholders until you find something better). And so on.
That’s right, ladies. Are those numbers and stats too complicated for your brains? Well, maybe if we dumb it down to a People Magazine-style HAWT or NAWT rating, you can crush the other dimwitted women in your league.
We showed it to a female co-worker, and before we even got to that excerpted part, she said, “I’m already offended.”
We imagine she’s hardly alone.
|Cincinnati||0||Top 6th Inning|
|Boston - WP: J. Kelly||9||FINAL|
|NY Yankees - LP: S. Greene||4|
|Detroit - WP: P. Coke||4||FINAL|
|Cleveland - LP: C. Allen||2|
|NY Mets - WP: J. Niese||8||FINAL|
|Miami - LP: B. Penny||6|
|Philadelphia - WP: K. Kendrick||4||FINAL|
|Atlanta - LP: M. Minor||0|
|Toronto - WP: R. Dickey||8||FINAL|
|Tampa Bay - LP: J. Hellickson||2|
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|LA Angels||3||Bottom 8th Inning|
|Chicago WSox||3||Top 9th Inning|
|Texas||1||Top 9th Inning|
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|Seattle||2||Top 4th Inning|
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|Arizona||0||Top 4th Inning|
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|Carolina||9/7/14 3:25 PM|
|San Francisco||9/7/14 3:25 PM|
|Indianapolis||9/7/14 7:30 PM|
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|Arizona||9/4/14 7:00 PM|
|Pittsburgh||9/5/14 6:00 PM|
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|(24) Missouri||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
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|(7) McNeese State||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
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|(20) Kansas State||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|(4) Oklahoma||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
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|New Mexico St||9/6/14 1:00 PM|
|Colorado||9/6/14 2:00 PM|
|Fresno State||9/6/14 2:00 PM|
|(2) Eastern Wash||9/6/14 2:00 PM|
|(14) USC||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
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|Middle Tennessee||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Northern Ill||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
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|Ball State||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
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|Eastern Mich||9/6/14 3:00 PM|
|Georgia Tech||9/6/14 3:00 PM|
|(15) Ole Miss||9/6/14 3:30 PM|
|Old Dominion||9/6/14 5:00 PM|
|(7) Michigan State||9/6/14 5:30 PM|
|(17) Arizona State||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|Louisiana Tech||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
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|East Carolina||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|(21) So Carolina|
|Duke||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|Idaho||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|(15) Sam Houston St||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|Michigan||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|(16) Notre Dame|
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|(9) Texas A&M|
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|Citadel||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|(1) Florida State|
|San Diego St||9/6/14 7:00 PM|
|(21) North Carolina|
|Virginia Tech||9/6/14 7:00 PM|
|(8) Ohio State|
|Memphis||9/6/14 9:00 PM|
|Colorado State||9/6/14 9:15 PM|
|Air Force||9/6/14 9:15 PM|
|Oregon State||9/6/14 9:30 PM|
|Texas Tech||9/6/14 10:00 PM|
|Brt Columbia||9/5/14 6:30 PM|
|Calgary||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|Hamilton||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Saskatchewan||9/7/14 3:00 PM|