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TFD: Ex-NFL player Warren Sapp a little too enthusiastic about Ebola reaching the U.S.

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated September 30th at 4:46pm 277658361

Sobering news today: Ebola has been confirmed in the United States. This not funny in any way.

What is funny, in our warped mind, is the strange reaction from former NFL player Warren Sapp via Twitter, both in terms of punctuation and hashtag. Maybe it’s just us.

Bill Belichick the GM is making life hard on Bill Belichick the coach

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated September 30th at 3:24pm 277638711

belichickBill Belichick is probably the best head coach in the NFL. But he also has almost complete control over his roster, and that authority — which worked for a long time, though also used to have a better system of checks and balances before Scott Pioli went to the Chiefs in 2009 — is compromising his ability to effectively coach on the field.

This is becoming more evident this season, as the Patriots’ roster gets worse and worse. Mike Sando from ESPN.com (Insider) broke down what most people can already see:

Four of the 21 offensive draft choices since 2010 are regular starters. That list includes Nate SolderMarcus Cannon, Rob Gronkowski and Stevan Ridley, but only Gronkowski is a building-block player, and only if he can regain top form following yet another injury.

Solder, Gronkowski, Shane Vereen, Dobson, Ridley, Price, Ryan Mallett and Jimmy Garoppolo were the offensive players Belichick has selected in the first three rounds since 2010.

Hernandez should be headlining the offensive players New England has drafted in the middle rounds over those same five drafts, but he’s in jail. That leaves Boyce, Bryan StorkJames White, Cannon, Cameron Fleming and Lee Smith as the offensive players New England has drafted in the fourth and fifth rounds. The late-round guys — Jon Halapio, Ted Larsen, Thomas Welch, Ebert, Gallon and Zac Robinson — aren’t doing the Patriots any good right now.

A lack of talent catches up to you at a certain point, no matter how good your schemes and QB are. With Tom Brady aging and the players around him getting worse, it shouldn’t be surprising to see New England lose in the fashion it did Monday.

Tuesday (Mike Leach, football and Tinder) edition: Wha' Happened?

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated September 30th at 10:33am 277600501

leachStrange but true: we’ve been looking for an entry point to write about Tinder, which we describe as the casual dating app that connects people with the mere swipe of a screen.

Tinder has no use in our life, having been married for 7 years, but we’ve still been trying to sort through our feelings on the concept of it. Does it merely speed up the process of traditional matchmaking — noncommittal as it might be — or is it a hopelessly shallow means to an end that is about as romantic as calling (or texting) a “good time” phone number scrawled on the stall of a bathroom?

This is a sports blog (usually), so there wasn’t really a good way for us to express those sentiments without seeming terribly off topic … until, of course, Washington State football coach Mike Leach had his weekly news conference. Leach never met a topic he couldn’t veer toward, and this week he delved into the notion of modern romance — not specifically Tinder, but close enough. Said Leach (and yes, we swear this was at a news conference about football):

I’m not really good with technology. All this button pushing and whatnot. I mean, you can just imagine based on what’s happened in the last 15 years. Conversations won’t happen 10 years from now. There aren’t going to be people to talk to, it’s going to be this (mimics pushing buttons). ‘Do you want to go out on a date with me?’ ‘I don’t know, what do you look like?’ ‘Well I look kind of like this.’ ‘OK, what are your interests?’ ‘Well, what do you think my interests are? Looking into this thing and typing into this just like yours are.’ ‘Yeah, no kidding, that’s what everybody’s doing.’ ‘Well, where do you want to go?’ ‘Well, what  difference does it make? Because all we’re going to be doing is looking into machines anyways.’ Well, that’s true and in the end it’s going to be tough to perpetuate the species. There’s no question about that. So we’re all going to look in this box and eventually be extinct. That’s how it ends.”

Leach got pretty dark pretty quick there, diving headlong from the problems of dating in 2014 to the extinction of the species. But we can’t say we entirely disagree (not really about the extinction part), even if we’re not sure it’s fair to judge a process in which we are not an active participant.

The broader connection to football here, aside from a colorful coach going off on a tangent, is that in some ways we feel Leach’s sentiments mirror how some sports are played these days — and part of the reason some are in danger of extinction, too.

For all football’s inherent beauty, savagery, problems and triumphs, it has regardless felt wonderfully unscripted. The best athletes on a given day were going to triumph based on their prowess on the field — within a set of scripted plays, of course, but typically the plays were predicated upon players following general assignments and physically bettering their opponents.

Baseball, too, was a very intense battle of skill — pitcher vs. batter — with a “here it is, if you can hit it” mentality.

Football now feels more and more like a set of sophisticated simulations playing out on a field after coaches spend grueling 18-hour days devising the best ways to defeat an opponent — not by outplaying them, but by outthinking or confusing them.

Baseball is killing itself with information. We know exact splits and tendencies, so why wouldn’t a manager use 7 different pitchers, often more than one in an inning, if he sees a way to get an edge? It fundamentally changes the way games are played, and more so it creates absurdly long games that will eventually drive fans away in droves if it can’t be fixed. But would you stop using information and technology available if you found it to be useful? Probably not.

That brings us back to Leach and modern romance. He’s decrying something he doesn’t understand, but fundamentally he has a point. Someone who uses Tinder, though, is merely using a tool that provides a quicker means to an end … often though (we would imagine) without thinking about thinking about the consequences or even the rationale for using it other than “it exists and therefore it is progress.”

All of this probably raises some larger points about the blindingly fast pace of technological advancement in society beyond just sports and sex, but that’s a story for another time.

For now, we’re left to wonder how it will impact the sports we love, while Leach is left to wonder if there will even be people around to play them.

TFD: Firing Gardenhire is a move that will please a lot of fans but won't sell many tickets

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated September 30th at 1:48am 277509601

gardyryanTwins manager Ron Gardenhire got fired today, then showed up to his own news conference and basically agreed with the man who fired him, Terry Ryan, that a new voice and direction could be just what the Twins need.

Ryan, for his part, seemed to make the move somewhat reluctantly — in part because he thinks of Gardenhire “like he’s my brother and not my manager” and in part, we think, because he isn’t 100 percent convinced this is the right baseball move.

If he did, Ryan wouldn’t have said the next manager he seeks will have many of the same qualities as the man he just fired.

What it came down to, Ryan said, was too much losing. It’s a simple reason, a good reason, and a true reason. How much of it is Gardenhire’s fault almost becomes irrelevant at a point, particularly when trying to sell the same product to a justifiably frustrated fan base.

The paradox, of course, is that as much as this could be considered a crowd-sourced move (the Twins took the temperature and figured out they just couldn’t keep giving the public the same story), firing a manager and hiring a new one, in and of itself, does not figure to move the needle much when it comes to attendance or enthusiasm.

If the Twins continue to flounder — there are indications they could be better, but there were also indications of that this year and they still lost 92 games — the person writing the lineup card will matter very little while attendance at Target Field will continue to plummet.

If the Twins play better, fans will return and be happier. That’s not to say a new manager will have no influence over which of those scenarios play out; it’s only to say that a new manager by himself will not cure the organization’s woes.

Thad Young talks about replacing Kevin Love, says he's not going to 'be a stat stuffer'

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated September 29th at 2:26pm 277484761

rickymartinTarget is getting a lot of bang for its naming rights buck today. We spent most of the mid-afternoon at Target Center for Wolves media day, and we’re headed shortly to Target Field for the 3 p.m. news conference to hear about sweeping changes with the Twins (Ron Gardenhire and the entire coaching staff let go).

We’ll have more Gardy thoughts after the presser; for now, here are some Wolves takeaways, starting with Thaddeus Young.

The new Wolves power forward has been adamant that he isn’t replacing Kevin Love in terms of production or trying to replicate what the traded superstar brings to the table. Instead, Young plans on being his own player.

Within the context of that, though, Young did have an an interesting comment during his allotted media time. Talking about Love’s propensity to average big numbers scoring and rebounding, Young said, “26 (points) and 12 (rebounds) hasn’t got us to the playoffs. … I’m not coming out here to try to be a stat stuffer.”

Again, Young could have just been talking about the differences in their games, but it felt like he was at least taking a mild shot at how Love’s stats figured into the overall picture with the Wolves, even if Young wasn’t here to personally witness it.

*Ricky Rubio and Kevin Martin were paired together in their media session (pictured, not to be confused with Ricky Martin), and we were struck by Martin’s declaration that he’s willing to be a team leader this season and that Flip Saunders will hold him a lot more accountable than former coach Rick Adelman did. Martin said he “got away with things” playing under Adelman.

*Corey Brewer was asked how much he followed the Love saga over the summer. He said he didn’t track it much, but he did say, “I knew he was going to get out of here. Let’s all be honest.” It was interesting, in our mind, that players had figured out (whether by Love telling them outright or just sensing from the environment a year ago) that Love wouldn’t be here this year.

*We asked several shooting guards/small forwards about the crowd at the wing position. The general answer is that it’s a good thing and will create competition, but that will be one of the most interesting camp battles.

*Wiggins has “Hall of Fame potential,” Martin said.

*Anthony Bennett and Shabazz Muhammad went through an intense summer workout program and look noticeably leaner. We took a picture of them when they had their shirts off because that’s totally a normal thing to do.


Oakland 7 Top 6th Inning
Kansas City 3
Minnesota 10/2/14 7:25 PM
Green Bay
Buffalo 10/5/14 12:00 PM
Chicago 10/5/14 12:00 PM
Cleveland 10/5/14 12:00 PM
St. Louis 10/5/14 12:00 PM
Atlanta 10/5/14 12:00 PM
NY Giants
Tampa Bay 10/5/14 12:00 PM
New Orleans
Houston 10/5/14 12:00 PM
Baltimore 10/5/14 12:00 PM
Pittsburgh 10/5/14 12:00 PM
Arizona 10/5/14 3:05 PM
Kansas City 10/5/14 3:25 PM
San Francisco
NY Jets 10/5/14 3:25 PM
San Diego
Cincinnati 10/5/14 7:30 PM
New England
Seattle 10/6/14 7:30 PM
NY Islanders 5 FINAL
Boston 3
NY Rangers 2 FINAL
Philadelphia 4
Ottawa 1 3rd Prd 7:59
Winnipeg 2
Carolina 1 3rd Prd 2:47
St. Louis 2
Tampa Bay 3 3rd Prd
Dallas 1
Colorado 0 2nd Prd 11:08
Calgary 0
Los Angeles 9:30 PM
San Jose
Fla Atlantic 10/2/14 6:00 PM
UCF 10/2/14 6:00 PM
Arizona 10/2/14 9:30 PM
(2) Oregon
Louisville 10/3/14 6:00 PM
San Diego St 10/3/14 9:00 PM
Fresno State
Utah State 10/3/14 9:15 PM
(18) BYU
(6) Texas A&M 10/4/14 11:00 AM
(12) Miss State
Ball State 10/4/14 11:00 AM
Iowa State 10/4/14 11:00 AM
(21) Oklahoma State
Marshall 10/4/14 11:00 AM
Old Dominion
Southern Miss 10/4/14 11:00 AM
Middle Tennessee
(20) Ohio State 10/4/14 11:00 AM
Purdue 10/4/14 11:00 AM
Florida 10/4/14 11:00 AM
SMU 10/4/14 11:00 AM
(22) East Carolina
Virginia Tech 10/4/14 11:30 AM
North Carolina
Eastern Mich 10/4/14 1:00 PM
North Texas 10/4/14 1:30 PM
Massachusetts 10/4/14 1:30 PM
Tulsa 10/4/14 2:00 PM
Colorado State
New Mexico 10/4/14 2:30 PM
TX-San Antonio
(3) Alabama 10/4/14 2:30 PM
(11) Ole Miss
(14) Stanford 10/4/14 2:30 PM
(9) Notre Dame
(17) Wisconsin 10/4/14 2:30 PM
Navy 10/4/14 2:30 PM
Air Force
(7) Baylor 10/4/14 2:30 PM
(4) Oklahoma 10/4/14 2:30 PM
(25) TCU
Wake Forest 10/4/14 2:30 PM
(1) Florida State
NC State 10/4/14 2:30 PM
Buffalo 10/4/14 2:30 PM
Bowling Green
Ohio U 10/4/14 2:30 PM
Central Mich
Oregon State 10/4/14 3:00 PM
Vanderbilt 10/4/14 3:00 PM
(13) Georgia
Kansas 10/4/14 3:00 PM
West Virginia
Kent State 10/4/14 4:00 PM
Northern Ill
South Alabama 10/4/14 5:00 PM
Appalachian St
Texas-El Paso 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Louisiana Tech
(15) LSU 10/4/14 6:00 PM
(5) Auburn
UAB 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Western Ky
Texas Tech 10/4/14 6:00 PM
(23) Kansas State
Michigan 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Hawaii 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Toledo 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Western Mich
ULM 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Arkansas State
Georgia State 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Idaho 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Texas State
Memphis 10/4/14 6:00 PM
Arizona State 10/4/14 6:30 PM
(16) USC
So Carolina 10/4/14 6:30 PM
Pittsburgh 10/4/14 6:30 PM
Miami-Florida 10/4/14 6:30 PM
Georgia Tech
(19) Nebraska 10/4/14 7:00 PM
(10) Michigan State
UNLV 10/4/14 7:00 PM
San Jose St
Ga Southern 10/4/14 7:00 PM
New Mexico St
California 10/4/14 9:30 PM
Washington St
Utah 10/4/14 9:30 PM
(8) UCLA
Boise State 10/4/14 9:30 PM
Winnipeg 10/3/14 6:00 PM
Calgary 10/3/14 9:00 PM
Edmonton 10/4/14 3:00 PM
Brt Columbia 10/4/14 6:00 PM



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