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Lynx forward Maya Moore is a two-time WNBA champion and was last year’s league MVP. In virtually every men’s pro sports league, that would mean her profile is at an all-time high — certainly higher than it was in high school or college.
But in the WNBA, it’s not. Moore writes for The Players’ Tribune about the feeling of being far less visible now that she is at the pinnacle of her pro career. It’s worth a read. Here’s a snippet:
After four years and two national championships, I went No. 1 in the 2011 WNBA Draft. That’s when I felt the drop.
There’s this unnatural break in exposure for the highest level of women’s basketball in the world. Wait, what happened here? That’s a question we as WNBA players ask ourselves. We go from amazing AAU experiences to high school All-American games to the excitement and significant platform of the collegiate level to … this. All of that visibility to … this. Less coverage. Empty seats. Fewer eyeballs. In college, your coaches tell you to stay focused on your team and the game — not the media attention. But you know you’re on national television. You know people are following you. You can feel the excitement. And then as a professional, all of that momentum, all of that passion, all of that support — the ball of momentum is deflating before my eyes.
It’s frustrating on several levels. We professional female athletes are continuing to grow and evolve, and trying to make an impact on our communities and other young lives — all of those things we maybe didn’t have time for as student-athletes. And now, there are fewer eyeballs to even inspire or influence because the exposure to the players and our game isn’t as great. It’s hard. Somewhere up the chain of command — in companies that, in many ways, dictate what is “cool” — people are making choices not to celebrate the WNBA and its players. We have a great deal with ESPN — they renewed our contract to televise a certain amount of WNBA games, which is great. It’s a huge reason of why we’re going to continue being successful as a league. But engaged and invested cultural influencers and partners in corporate America are crucial in elevating the profile of the WNBA. We have a product worth celebrating.
Welcome to one of the final Nuclear Wessels of the season!
The season — with the exception of the relegation battle — is wrapping up in rather anticlimactic fashion. It appeared all year we were going to have a great two horse race for the title with four or five teams capable of finishing 3rd and 4th. Now things are pretty much all sewn up with four matches still left to play.
Any supporter without the Blue shirt of Chelsea in their closet just wants this thing to end and for the summer transfer window open with the promise of better days.
Other than Manchester United, who are overjoyed to be back in the top four after a one year absence, just about every big club failed to live up to expectations. City once again exited Champions League with their tails between their legs and have now been left in the dust domestically. Arsenal are “a year away from a serious title run” for like the 7th straight season. They have a chance to win retain the FA Cup but nobody will be doing cartwheels over that. Liverpool showed that last year’s top-four finish was an aberration and not the start of another sustained run. And Spurs and Southampton once again proved they can’t hang with the big dogs.
Meanwhile, Chelsea supporters are all Oh my god! Greatest season ever! I love Mourinho! How about that funny Instagram video with the headers? lol!!! Boring boring Chelsea? I’d let Terry shag my wife!!! KING DROBGA 4EVER!!!!!
On to the matches!
No. 1: Liverpool vs Queens Park Rangers at Anfield
When: Saturday at 9:00AM on NBC Sports Network
Last year: These two last met at Anfield in May of 2013 with Liverpool winning 1-0 thanks to a Philippe Coutinho goal in the 23rd minute.
Brendan Rodgers is going to get sacked right? Yeah, Brendan Rodgers is going to get sacked.
On March 22nd, Liverpool had won five straight matches and had Manchester United at Anfield with the chance to leapfrog them for fourth place with a win. Steven Gerrard was subbed in the second half and got a red card faster than it took you to read this sentence and Liverpool lost 2-1.
You know when you have a delicious looking burrito and you take a bite of it and the entire thing comes unraveled and you just have a mess? That’s what happened to Liverpool after that. A 4-1 league loss to Arsenal, a 2-1 FA Cup semi loss to Aston Villa (denying Gerrard the birthday send-off in the final), a scoreless draw to West Brom and a 1-0 loss to Hull City.
YIKES! It was going to be an uphill battle for Liverpool this year but that is now you close things out.
The next few matches will be telling if Rodgers is back at Anfield next season. Jurgen Klopp’s name keeps getting thrown around (not just by Liverpool supporters, but by supporters of every team unhappy with their manager).
QPR are a team desperate for points right now. Liverpool are a team desperate to get to a beach somewhere. Lets hope Rangers can steal one or three and really make the relegation battle dicey.
No. 2: Chelsea vs Crystal Palace at Stamford Bridge
When: Sunday at 7:30am on NBC Sports Network
Last year: Chelsea won this fixture last season by a 2-1 scoreline after goals from Fernando Torres (aww) and Ramires.
Well, not a whole lot to say about this one. A win and Chelsea are champions of England and get a big fun, trophy presentation at home. A loss or a tie and they’ll have to wait until next Sunday against Liverpool. Also, next Sunday being Mother’s Day in the US, it is imperative they do it against Palace.
Wednesday’s rally to win at Leicester City to set this all up was fantastic. Drogba scoring an equalizer and John Terry the winner with Petr Cech in net to put Chelsea a win away from winning the league. Is it 2005 or 2015? What a world. Sports are fun sometimes.
Brits Pub will be opening up early for Chelsea fans to watch. Come hang out. Maybe they lift a trophy? Sure would be neat!
No. 3: Tottenham vs Manchester City at White Hart Lane
When: Sunday at 10:00AM on NBC Sports Network
Last year: City made fools of Spurs last season at Three Point Lane with a 5-1 throttling. Vincent Kompany scored the 5th goal in the 89th minute just to rub their faces in it.
Well, last ditch effort for Spurs here. They need to win out and hope City (or more realistically United) drop a ton of points. Spoiler alert: it won’t happen.
I hope Spurs win just to see City continue to tumble and offer the faintest glimmer of hope some gasoline gets thrown on the Champions League qualification fire. Plus, I can root for the Spurs because I am guaranteed to win my Chelsea vs Spurs bet against Channel 5 Sports Guy Chris Long (I spotted him a ton of points and still won).
Until next time, Nuclear Warheads! Enjoy the fourth to last weekend of the 2014-15 Premier League season!
That was the most difficult headline I’ve ever had to write, not because it pained me but because distilling the things commenter Rocket wrote in his guest post into a smattering of words is not easy. He’s a complicated, hirsute man.
The upshot? He saw a movie and he picked the second round of the NHL playoffs in haiku form. Rocket?
Not so long ago, I got a hankering to see one of those moving picture stories that all the kids are talking about. Rockette and I took the horseless carriage down to the local movie palace to take in one of these celluloid fantasies. The name of this particular talkie was Ex Machina.
Like any work worthy of the title of “art,” the film has stuck with me (this is also the reason that Slap Shot is the greatest film in the history of mankind – nearly forty years after it was made and at least thirty years since I saw it for the first time it still makes me laugh just thinking about it). It will not spoil the film to note that the questions that drive it are when will artificial intelligence be “good enough” and what would happen if we got it wrong?
Naturally the movie addressed the Turing Test and a theoretical capacity of a machine to mimic a human being effectively enough to fool actual humans. The very nature of the Turing Test and the film’s treatment of its central conceit left me reflecting on the question of artificial intelligence and at what point it would need to reach to be “good enough.”
Eventually I came to a surprising conclusion: artificial intelligence will never be “good enough.” This is not because I naively believe that we will never develop the sufficient technology – this is a patently absurd assertion that cannot possibly be made on a blog that you might be reading on your phone. Rather, artificial intelligence will never be good enough because human intelligence has never been good enough.
Put differently, humans are defined by their faults. We recognize that our flaws are the very things that which make us human. The stories that we tell about ourselves and each other are not about the times when things go smoothly or as planned. Rather, we seek to amuse each other with stories of when things went awry or were off-kilter or out of the ordinary. We bond over the tough times or when we had to struggle. And when we run across someone who only wants to talk about their successes, we consider that behavior to be their flaw.
And since we are defined by our faults, any machine that would be capable of passing the Turing Test would also have to be equally flawed. Yet, such a possibility seems utterly and completely horrific. Do we really want robots that are or can become jealous or depressed or schizophrenic or engage in domestic violence or homicide or genocide or any and all of the awful things that human beings continue to do to each other? Because human intelligence is, by its very nature, deeply flawed – because we are not “good enough” – we can never make artificial intelligence “good enough” to pass the Turing Test.
This is, of course, an interesting, thought-provoking, well-written way of noting that I got a few things wrong in my last batch of predictions. While I did get six of the eight series correct, including the Jets getting swept, I erroneously – and to my great regret – picked against the Wild. On occasion, it is really nice to be human.
Here are the second round predictions, in haiku form:
Montreal Canadians v. Tampa Bay Lightning
Yet his season ends
New York Rangers v. Washington Capitals
Cannot escape the allure
Anaheim Ducks v. Calgary Flames
The sad ghost of Hakan Loob
Will not be avenged
Chicago Blackhawks v. Minnesota Wild
Wrong in the last round
My heart is making this pick
I believe in Doob
Rick Spielman has gained such a reputation for wheeling and dealing on draft night that when the Vikings ended up staying put at No. 11 last night and taking CB Trae Waynes, it almost felt like a letdown.
You mean that’s it? No accumulation of picks? No assets to jump back into the first round, like the Vikings have done each of the past three seasons?
But while trading is fun and can be lucrative in terms of stockpiling picks or being bold to get a star, the downsides of those types of gambles are also numerous. The Vikings gave up four draft picks in 2013 to get Cordarrelle Patterson late in the first round. He’s very much a work in progress, while two of the players New England picked up in the deal were big factors in the Patriots’ Super Bowl team last season. And in 2006, the Vikings traded up to get Tarvaris Jackson. We all know how that worked out.
On the flip side, trading down obviously is a gamble, too, because you’re giving up a draft position of power for more (but lesser) picks. If you can do it seamlessly (as the Vikings did in 2012 by swapping one spot with Cleveland while picking up a ransom in return), there’s very little risk. But if you wind up with a bunch of inferior players when you could have nabbed a star, you look foolish.
The safe thing is keeping your pick and taking the best player available. Waynes might not electrify the fan base, but it’s important to remember, too, that some of the Vikings’ best first-round draft picks of the past couple of decades came in their original draft slots: Randy Moss at No. 21 in 1998, Chad Greenway at No. 17 in 2006, Adrian Peterson at No. 7 in 2007 and Percy Harvin at No. 22 in 2009.
If you can make a good draft night trade, by all means do it. But if it’s not there — which it sounds like was the case Thursday — forcing it for the sake of making a trade is far worse than being prudent and simply adding what should be a very good player.
Andrew Wiggins is the NBA Rookie of the Year, to nobody’s surprise. He wore a tuxedo to his press conference, which is an awesome move. You can never go wrong with a tux.
Not long after the official announcement came out, so did some official NBA t-shirts commemorating the event. You might be able to go wrong wearing one of these (or maybe not?):
Whoa, there is just an awful lot to take in there. If I’m reading it correctly, that’s a photo of Wiggins intertwined with some Timberwolves-colored ribbon (?) made to be in the shape of a wolf (?) with a Christmas tree (?) in the background.
|NY Yankees - WP: N. Eovaldi||4||FINAL|
|Boston - LP: W. Miley||2|
|Chicago WSox - LP: H. Noesi||3||FINAL|
|Minnesota - WP: R. Nolasco||5|
|Pittsburgh - LP: J. Hughes||1||FINAL|
|St. Louis - WP: C. Villanueva||2|
|Milwaukee - WP: M. Fiers||6||FINAL|
|Chicago Cubs - LP: J. Arrieta||1|
|LA Angels - LP: H. Santiago||4||FINAL|
|San Francisco - WP: T. Hudson||5|
|Philadelphia - LP: C. Hamels||0||FINAL|
|Miami - WP: D. Haren||7|
|Toronto - WP: A. Sanchez||11||FINAL|
|Cleveland - LP: C. Kluber||4|
|Tampa Bay - LP: C. Archer||0||FINAL|
|Baltimore - WP: M. Gonzalez||4|
|Cincinnati - WP: J. Marquis||8||FINAL|
|Atlanta - LP: E. Stults||4|
|Washington - WP: G. Gonzalez||1||FINAL|
|NY Mets - LP: J. Niese||0|
|Detroit - WP: D. Price||2||FINAL|
|Kansas City - LP: E. Volquez||1|
|Seattle - LP: T. Walker||4||FINAL|
|Houston - WP: C. McHugh||11|
|Oakland - LP: R. Cook||7||FINAL|
|Texas - WP: K. Kela||8|
|Colorado - LP: J. De La Rosa||2||FINAL|
|San Diego - WP: B. Morrow||4|
|Arizona - LP: E. Marshall||4||FINAL|
|Los Angeles - WP: J. Nicasio||6|
|Red Bull New York||1||FINAL|