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TFD: Rodgers says he wasn't trolling Vikings fans with Grape Crush, calls people 'idiots'

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated November 25th at 4:28pm 283889251

rodgersgrapeSome Vikings fans thought Aaron Rodgers was trolling them by drinking Grape Crush after Green Bay’s 24-21 victory. Indeed, it would have had the potential for a double-troll: grape because of the stupid grape salad controversy and crush because, well, the Packers won.

Alas, the commercial actor and occasional QB said on his weekly radio program Tuesday that there was no trolling. None at all. It was just his preferred choice in post-game beverage. Per the report from his co-host on the program, Jason Wilde (screen grab from Packers.com):

Seven years. To all the idiot trolls out there, seven years,” Rodgers said of post-game snacking tradition. “PBJ and Grape or Orange Crush. It’s been grape for the last five, the first couple years it was orange or grape. Seven years.”

Although Rodgers was smiling and chuckling throughout the conversation, he was clearly annoyed that some people thought he was taking a shot at the Vikings.

“Anybody who knows, any of the local media or anybody who’s seen me after a game, I’m always carrying that around with me. That’s probably the only soda that I ever drink – right after the game, when you’ve got to get those nutrients back with you,” he said with a laugh. “So that’s my post-game (snack) – PBJ and the Grape Crush. I do like it, contrary to anybody who thinks I was trolling anything. It’s absolutely ridiculous. It’s comical.”

Vikings to show renderings of new stadium outfitted for soccer next week

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated November 26th at 1:40am 283874241

The race for a Major League Soccer franchise is quite possibly nearing the finish line, and ahead of that one of the Minneapolis groups vying for a franchise is making one more push for visibility.

Two different Minnesota groups — the Vikings’ group led by the Wilf family and the Minnesota United group led by Bill McGuire — joined groups from Sacramento and Las Vegas last week in New York to make pitches to bring an expansion MLS franchise to Minnesota.

The United group would build a new soccer-specific stadium; the Vikings’ group would have a team play in its new under-construction stadium, and next Tuesday the Vikings are having an event at which they plan to unveil renderings for how pro soccer would look in a reduced-capacity version of that stadium.

The event — which is not open to the public — is at their stadium preview center, which is across the street from the new stadium site.

Also making an appearance at the event is ESPN analyst Taylor Twellman, who will “discuss the 2014 MLS season, preview the Dec. 7 MLS Cup and share why Minnesota should be excited about a potential MLS franchise,” per information from a media invite about the event.

The MLS Board of Governors will discuss expansion on Dec. 6, the day before the MLS Cup, and a decision to award an expansion franchise could come from those meetings.

Tuesday (Bridgewater "a good backup quarterback") edition: Wha' Happened?

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated November 25th at 3:22pm 283841971

teddyListen to sports talk radio for long enough — or really, usually, just for a segment — and you will hear what has derisively become known as a “hot take.”

On ESPN Radio recently, former NFL QB Tim Hasselbeck had the hottest of hot takes about Vikings rookie QB Teddy Bridgewater.

I don’t believe he’s a starter in the NFL,” Hasselbeck said. “I believe that Teddy Bridgewater – and this isn’t meant to be a shot on him, I was a backup quarterback — I think he’s a good backup quarterback. I think he’d have a nice long career as a backup.”

Hasselbeck noted Bridgewater’s struggle with longer throws downfield against Green Bay — indeed, a concern.

For the season, and therefore his career, Bridgewater has played in eight games. He’s completing 60.3 percent of his passes, with six TDs, 7 INTs and a 75.7 passer rating.

Hasselbeck may very well be correct about Bridgewater. But we would also say these two things: 1) It’s too soon to tell with Bridgewater. Even if there are some troubling signs emerging, there are also some positive ones (such as his ability to run an efficient offense at the ends of halves and games). 2) Those types of hot takes are the epicenter of talk radio programming (and yes, to a certain extent, sports blogs). It’s a controversial statement that cannot be proven one way or the other — the perfect talker.

Indeed, the local ESPN affiliate, 1500, picked up on it for both its web site (linked above) and now for the counter-argument: talking to former Vikings QB Sage Rosenfels, who disagrees with Hasselbeck. That’s no knock on them. That’s the nature of the business.

All of it will be forgotten in a day, then revived in two months, then forgotten in a day, and so forth.

TFD: Johnny Manziel eats dinner a lot later than you do

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated November 24th at 8:28pm 283764241

Per ESPN.com:

The Cleveland Police Department’s report stated that Johnny Manziel was approached by a fan named Chris Gonos who says he was assaulted by the rookie quarterback and  “his entourage.” The incident was reported at 2:36 a.m. from the Metropolitan at The 9 hotel in Cleveland. The report does not indicate that police made any arrests.

A Manziel associate, listed as Dana Kirk, told police “the victim attempted to assault his client and he defended him,” according to the police report. Gonos, the alleged victim, told police he was “assaulted by Johnny Football and his entourage” after he tried to approach Manziel as a fan by saying, “I’m the biggest Browns fan ever, I love you, I want to give you a hug,” according to the report.

A statement made by Manziel’s agent paints a slightly different picture of the incident.

“Johnny and his roommate had been out to dinner earlier in the evening with Johnny’s mother, who is staying with him this week,” Erik Burkhardt said in a statement. “There was no entourage. Johnny and his roommate were trying to get on the apartment elevator at his home when they were accosted by a very aggressive man and his associates. It was an unfortunate situation and he immediately let [Browns general manager] Ray Farmer and the team know what happened.”

There is either a gap in the evening between dinner with mom and 2:36 a.m., or Manziel’s mom doesn’t mind eating late. Either way, we imagine Teddy Bridgewater had been asleep for several hours at 2:36 a.m. Saturday, cuddling up to his playbook.

Wisconsin coach says Axe won't be on sideline this Saturday for Gophers/Badgers game

Posted by: Michael Rand Updated November 24th at 2:28pm 283737261

There as a little skirmish after the Badgers defeated the Gophers 20-7 at TCF Bank Stadium last season, took Paul Bunyan’s Axe and tried to “chop down” the goalposts.

With so much on the line this Saturday for the rematch in Madison, Wisconsin coach Gary Andersen said the Axe will not be kept on the sideline.

Per Bucky’s 5th Quarter, Andersen discussed Monday the new policy of keeping the Axe out of sight, out of mind during the game — though he said he hasn’t talked about the plan yet with Gophers coach Jerry Kill.

Last year was unfortunate,” Andersen said. “I don’t think [Minnesota head coach Jerry] Kill and myself liked the way it went down and it ended a year ago. I don’t think it is good for college football and I don’t think it is good for our kids. Our kids handled it far from perfect. There’s traditions, there’s things that are important and then there’s things that are over the top.

Instead, the Axe will be brought to the winning team’s locker room after the game. This will probably mean cooler heads prevail … even though it’s more fun occasionally when they don’t.

H/T to @scoopwalsh for the story.

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