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Jon Marthaler is here to bring you a look at the games of the weekend – and where to find them on your TV dial.
I’m not sure anyone actually discusses sports around the water cooler, any more. Somehow, the idea of water-cooler conversations entered our collective minds, but with the rise of computer communication, the idea of having to wait to talk to a co-worker until you see him at the water cooler seems touchingly quaint. If water cooler conversations exist, though, sports fandom is fragmented enough that there isn’t just one “Game of the Week” that’s part of our common knowledge. (Except for the NFL, I mean. Everybody watches the NFL.)
With that fragmentation in mind, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to find multiple Games of the Week, listed out by sport. Maybe you know your co-worker loves racing, or golf; here’s what he or she is likely to be talking about come Monday.
Soccer: Minnesota vs. Edmonton, 7pm Saturday (Channel 45)
United has lost just one game in 2014, and has five wins and a draw in six home games – and that doesn’t even count home wins over Premier League side Swansea City and the Mexico U-21 team. Edmonton, though, has beaten high-flying San Antonio and tied powerhouse New York in the span of a week, and will be looking to do the same to the Loons.
Basketball: Lynx at Phoenix, 9pm Saturday (NBA TV)
Make your jokes about the WNBA if you wish, but your hometown team is an astonishing 24-6 and has won eleven straight – and is still a game and a half behind Phoenix, which is 25-4. The Lynx beat the Mercury last week at home, but now have to head south to attempt to repeat the feat – and Phoenix has lost just one home game all season.
Golf: PGA Championship, Saturday/Sunday (TNT / CBS)
The PGA is the major that looks most like golf does the rest of the year, something that’s confirmed by the red numbers that have been hitting the scoreboard at Valhalla. Maybe the course will toughen up this weekend… or maybe Rory McIlroy will shoot 264 and dust the field.
Euro Soccer: Arsenal vs. Manchester City, FA Community Shield, 9am Sunday (FS1)
Man City won the Premier League last year and Arsenal won the FA Cup, and so the two square off in the traditional season-opening exhibition between England’s two champions from last year. Meaningless in the standings, maybe, but both clubs can set a tone for the season to come with a victory.
Football: Cleveland at Detroit, Sat 7:30pm (NFL Network)
Remember when Tim Tebow was the biggest story in the league, except he’d never do anything interesting except play his hardest? Johnny Manziel isn’t like that. Johnny Manziel could do anything. This is why you’ll probably flip on a preseason football game today, just to check in; Johnny Football will be there.
Baseball: Los Angeles Dodgers at Milwaukee, Sun 1pm (TBS)
Clayton Kershaw is pitching.
Racing: NASCAR Cheez-It 355 at Watkins Glen, noon Sunday (ESPN)
Dale Jr. won last week, he said with an impossible-to-resist Southern accent, and is leading the Cup. But Jeff Gordon loves himself a trip around the road course at the Glen. Tune in to see what NASCAR looks like when it turns both ways!
|Miami||2||Top 8th Inning|
|NY Yankees||1||Bottom 8th Inning|
|Philadelphia||3||Top 7th Inning|
|Tampa Bay||4||Top 6th Inning|
|Los Angeles||3||Bottom 6th Inning|
|Chicago Cubs||6||Bottom 2nd Inning|
|Oakland||4||Bottom 2nd Inning|
|Texas||0||Top 4th Inning|
|Seattle - F. Hernandez||9:05 PM|
|LA Angels - M. Shoemaker|
|San Diego - T. Ross||9:15 PM|
|San Francisco - M. Bumgarner|
|Chicago||86||4th Qtr 6:43|
|LA Clippers||8:30 PM|
|NY Rangers||0||2nd Prd 4:18|